April 14, 2024

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Verse of the Day Rap of Romans 6:22!

Yo, now that we’re free from sin
We’re living life, let the fun begin
But not with wickedness, that’s too grim
Instead, serve God, our hearts are brimmed
With righteousness, leading to eternal life
No more strife, just joy and no more strife
Living for Him, no need to pretend
Our freedom in Christ will never end!

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Breaking News ### 1 Corinthians 15:1, 3-4 ###

Breaking News: 1 Corinthians 15:1, 3-4
In a shocking revelation, Paul delivers the news that Christ died for our sins, was buried, and rose again. This groundbreaking revelation, first reported in Corinth, has sparked a wave of hope and faith among believers. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story. #GoodNews #Resurrection #HopeAlive

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Chillax Verse of the Day Matthew 19:23-26!

Like, imagine… this rich dude ask Jesus how to get into heaven. And Jesus is like, “Dude, it’s easier for a camel to go through an eye of a needle than for a rich dude to get into heaven.” The rich dude is bummed, but Jesus is like, “With God, anything is possible, dude.”

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day 1 Thessalonians 4:14!

Well, let me tell ya somethin’, when Jesus comes back, he gonna bring all them folks who believed in him right with him. They ain’t gonna miss out on nothin’, y’all. So don’t you worry none about them who done gone on before, ’cause they gonna be right there with us.

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