Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo Adam, listen up, hear me clear
One tree, just one, you must steer clear
In the garden, you can eat and chill
But the fruit from that tree will make you ill
Obey my word, don’t make a fuss
Or you’ll be kickin’ it outta here, that’s the deal, Gus!
Breaking News: 1 Peter 2:24 – “He himself bore our sins in his body on the cross, so that we might die to sins and live for righteousness; by his wounds you have been healed.” This revelation from the Bible highlights the sacrifice of Jesus Christ, offering redemption and healing to all who believe. Stay tuned for more updates.
So, like, God was all like, “Dude, I totally love the world, like, so much that I gave my one and only son, dude, so that everyone who, like, believes in him won’t be, like, toast, but totally have, like, everlasting life. It’s, like, the best gift ever, man.”
“Y’all gotta use the gifts the good Lord gave ya to serve others, just like good stewards of his grace. If ya preach, do it with the power the Lord provides. Do it all for His glory, so folks gonna praise Him, not you, for it.”
