Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo, I messed up, had some sins to confess,
But I came clean, no need to second guess,
Told the Lord all about my wrongs,
He forgave me, now I’m singing songs,
So if you’re feeling guilty, just let it out,
God’s forgiveness is what it’s all about!
Breaking news: 2 Corinthians 5:14-15 states, “For Christ’s love compels us, because we are convinced that one died for all, and therefore all died. And he died for all, that those who live should no longer live for themselves but for him who died for them and was raised again.” Stay tuned for more updates.
“Dude, if you’re not down with Jesus, you’re totally missing out, man. Like, you’re already condemned, bro. But if you’re all about Jesus, you’re chillin’ with eternal life, you dig? It’s like, the ultimate bummer or the ultimate gnarly ride, depending on your deal with JC, ya know what I mean?”
“Be right smart when you’re dealin’ with outsiders, y’all. Make the most of every chance ya get to talk. Let yer words be coated in grace, and seasoned with a good heapin’ of salt, so folks know how to respond to yo’ message.” (Colossians 4:5-6, Hillbilly version)
