March 29, 2024

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Verse of the Day Rap of John 3:3!

Yo, Jesus said to Nicodemus, listen close
If you wanna see God’s kingdom, here’s the dose
You gotta be born again, not physically
But spiritually, fam, that’s the key
So open up your heart, let the Spirit flow
And in God’s kingdom, you’ll surely grow

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Breaking News ### 2 Corinthians 5:21 ###

Breaking News: 2 Corinthians 5:21 – “For our sake he made him to be sin who knew no sin, so that in him we might become the righteousness of God.” This revelation has sparked conversations and controversies among religious leaders. Stay tuned for further updates on the impact and implications of this groundbreaking verse. #2Corinthians5:21

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Chillax Verse of the Day Romans 5:8!

Dude, check it – Romans 5:8, like, says that even when we were totally blowing it, like, God still loved us and sent his chill son to, like, score big for us. It’s, like, totally rad to know that even when we were like, wigging out, God was still way into us, man.

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day John 3:28-29!

“Now, y’all listen up, John the Baptizer done said it plain as day: I ain’t the main act, I’m just here to warm y’all up for the big show. The Bridegroom, well he’s the star of the show, and I reckon I’m mighty glad to play second fiddle.”

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