March 28, 2024

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Verse of the Day Rap of Psalm 69:5!

God’s timing’s perfect, but I’m all stressed out
My throat’s getting dry, and I’m stuck in doubt
All this water’s got my head in a fog
I need a life raft to get through this smog
I’m sinking fast, need someone to save me
Can’t do it alone, need God to set me free

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Breaking News ### 1 Timothy 2:5-6 ###

Breaking news: 1 Timothy 2:5-6 reveals, “For there is one God and one mediator between God and mankind, the man Christ Jesus, who gave himself as a ransom for all people.” This groundbreaking revelation emphasizes the importance of Christ as the sole mediator between humanity and God, offering himself as a ransom for all. Stay tuned for more updates.

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Chillax Verse of the Day Romans 12:15!

Dude, like, be chill and show love, man. Rejoice with those who are stoked, and cry with those who are bummed out. Spread the good vibes and be there for each other, ya know? It’s all about being righteous and keeping it real with your homies. Peace out, bro.

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Deuteronomy 3:28!

“Y’all better listen up now, ’cause the Lord done told me I ain’t gettin’ to cross over that river. Ain’t no use beggin’ me, ’cause I ain’t got no say in the matter. Just passin’ on what the big man upstairs done told me, so don’t come cryin’ to me none.”

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