Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo, when you’re tempted, don’t be swayed
It’s your own desires that lead you astray
They give birth to sin, and sin brings death
So don’t play yourself, stay strong, keep faith
‘Cause in the end, your desires are just a fake
So resist temptation, don’t let it be your fate!
“BREAKING: James 1:12 declares, ‘Blessed is the man who remains steadfast under trial, for when he has stood the test, he will receive the crown of life.’ This shocking revelation emphasizes the importance of perseverance in the face of adversity. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story.”
Dude, the Centurion and the other bros with him saw the gnarly earthquake and the crazy stuff that went down when JC bit it, and they were totally tripped out, saying, “This dude must’ve been the Son of God, like, for real, man.”
“We done all sinned and ain’t got no grace, but through Jesus we kin all be saved, y’all. God done took pity on us and give us a free pass, just ’cause he loves us so much. Yeehaw, thank ya, Jesus!”
