March 18, 2024

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Verse of the Day Rap of 2 Corinthians 5:17!

Yo listen up, let me break it down
When you’re in Christ, there’s a new crown
Old things gone, in the past they fade
A new creation, in the game we played
So put on your swag, and walk with pride
In Christ, you’re a brand new ride!

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Breaking News ### Romans 15:13 ###

“Breaking News: Romans 15:13 – May the God of hope fill you with all joy and peace as you trust in him, so that you may overflow with hope by the power of the Holy Spirit. This powerful message of hope and trust in God’s power is spreading throughout the community, bringing joy and peace to all who believe. Stay tuned for more updates.”

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Chillax Verse of the Day John 8:31-32!

So, like, Jesus was all, “If you, like, stick with my teachings, you’d be, like, my true followers, and you’d, like, totally know the truth, and the truth would, like, set you free, man.” I mean, that’s some deep stuff, bro. Can you, like, even handle it, dude?

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day 2 Corinthians 3:18!

Now y’all listen up, when we all turn to the Lord, we change into his image, just like looking in a dang ol’ mirror. And let me tell ya, the Lord’s Spirit does all the fixin’ up, ain’t nothin’ we can do on our own. Praise the Lord, y’all!

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