March 14, 2024

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Verse of the Day Rap of Matthew 5:48!

Yo, Jesus said to be perfect, no joke
Gotta love your enemies, not provoke
Be like God up in heaven, no time to mope
Just be perfect, like He’s the Pope
So don’t worry, don’t fret
Just be perfect, like a clean cassette

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Breaking News ### 2 Peter 1:5-8 ###

“Breaking News: 2 Peter 1:5-8 reveals a call to action for believers to add to their faith goodness, knowledge, self-control, perseverance, godliness, mutual affection, and love. These virtues will keep them from being ineffective and unproductive in their knowledge of Jesus Christ. Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story.”

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Chillax Verse of the Day Luke 11:9-10!

“Yo, bro, like, keep asking, and you’ll receive, keep searching, and you’ll find. Knock, and the door will open up for you, man. Like, anyone who asks gets, anyone who searches finds, and to anyone who knocks, the door’s open, dude.”

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Mark 3:14!

And he goes and rounds him up 12 good ol’ boys, callin’ ’em his apostles. They all did some mighty fine preachin’ and healin’ just like him. He told ’em, “Y’all come with me, and we gonna spread the good news all around.”

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