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Yo Cain, why the long face?
You know how to keep pace,
Just do what’s right, don’t slack,
Or else sin’s gonna attack,
But if you chill and do good,
You’ll be livin’ like you should,
So don’t trip, just stay on track,
Or else sin’s gonna hit you back.
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“Dude, like, be cool with everyone, even if they’re not cool with you. Just be chill, ya know? Don’t drop harsh vibes on anyone. And always be spreading that good energy, man. It’s the way to go. Right on.”
So y’all chosen by God, holy and beloved, put on some mercy, kindness, humbleness, meekness, forbearin’ one another, and forgivin’ one another. And if any of y’all got a quarrel, just forgive each other like the Lord forgave you. Yeehaw!
