March 11, 2024

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Verse of the Day Rap of 1 John 5:17!

Yo, listen up, y’all, don’t be hatin’
If you see your homie perpetratin’
Like, “Oh, I see him doin’ wrong”
Just remember, it’s not your place to be all up in their face
God’s got it covered, don’t stress, just chill
Focus on your own path, stay real.

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Breaking News ### Deuteronomy 7:9 ###

“Breaking News: Deuteronomy 7:9 declares, ‘Know therefore that the Lord your God is God; he is the faithful God, keeping his covenant of love to a thousand generations of those who love him and keep his commandments.’ Stay tuned for more updates on this story.”

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Chillax Verse of the Day John 3:23!

Dude, like, in John 3:23 it’s like, hella chill when people were getting baptized in, like, plentiful waters. It was, like, totally rad, cuz there was, like, tons of water, and everyone was, like, getting purified and stuff. It was, like, a total party for cleansing, man.

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day 1 Corinthians 3:11!

Well, lemme tell ya, ain’t nobody kin lay down no othah foundashun ‘cept Jesus Christ. Ya’ll can try all ya want, but ya can’t build nuthin’ worth a hoot without puttin’ that there foundation of Jesus in place. It’s like tryin’ to build a cabin on quicksand, I tell ya.

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