Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo, listen up, I got a message for you
It’s from the Book, yeah, it’s totally true
Jesus said, it’s not what goes in your belly
That makes you dirty, don’t be so smelly
It’s what comes out of your heart, that’s the real sin
Gossip, greed, and hate, that’s where it all begins
Breaking news: Psalm 139:23-24
A call for self-reflection in the ancient scriptures! “Search me, O God, and know my heart; test me and know my anxious thoughts. Point out anything in me that offends you, and lead me along the path of everlasting life.” Tune in for this powerful message of self-examination and spiritual growth.
Evangelical View on Oral Sex Evangelical Christians generally believe that oral sex is not inherently sinful within the context of a loving, committed marriage. However,
Dude, I stash the words of the Lord in my heart so I don’t blow it and do dumb stuff. Keep the good vibes flowing, ya know? Gotta meditate on that divine wisdom, man. Peace out.
Well, I reckon everything I used to reckon was important ain’t nothin’ but a pile of cow manure compared to knowin’ Jesus. I’d sell my prized pig and give up my shine just to get to know him better, and that’s the truth, y’all.
