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Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
“Jerusalem, rejoice! God is our strength and our salvation. The Lord has shown his mighty power by defeating our enemies and bringing peace to the city. Praise and thanksgiving fill the streets as the people celebrate the goodness of God. This is truly a day of victory and joy for the people of Israel.” Isaiah 25:1, reported live from Jerusalem.
Yo man, don’t be chugging down that booze like it’s all good, or trying to mix up your drinks like some kind of bartender. Don’t be hanging with those people who be taking bribes or let them off easy, ’cause that’s just whack, and it’s gonna backfire on you, dude.
Well, ole Eve done took a gander at that there fruit from the tree o’ knowledge, and she thunk it looked mighty fine. So, she plucked it and took herself a big ol’ bite. Then she gave some to Adam, and he took a chomp too. Uh oh, trouble’s a-brewin’!
Alright, so picture this: You’ve got this sweet old-school muscle car, right? It’s seen some miles, the paint’s a bit faded, but she’s your reliable