March 2, 2024

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Verse of the Day Rap of Luke 1:67-80!

Yo listen up, it’s Zechariah, don’t be lazy
I got a message for you, so don’t be hazy
God’s gonna bless us, don’t be shook
He’s sending a savior, let’s take a look
John will prepare the way, no need to worry
Now go forth and spread the good news, in a hurry!

- READ ME -

Breaking News ### Job 23:10-11 ###

“Job 23:10-11: BREAKING NEWS – Job remains steadfast in faith despite adversity. In an Exclusive interview, Job states, “But he knows the way that I take; when he has tested me, I will come forth as gold. My feet have closely followed his steps; I have kept to his way without turning aside.” Stay tuned for more developments.”

- READ ME -

Chillax Verse of the Day John 13:34-35!

“Dudes, in John 13:34-35, Jesus is basically dropping some heavy wisdom on us: Love each other like crazy, man. That’s how people will know you’re my homies, he said. So, like, let’s spread love and good vibes everywhere we go, dudes. Peace out.”

- READ ME -

Hillbilly Verse of the Day Matthew 3:1-2!

Well now, ol’ John the Baptist done appeared out in the wilderness, hollerin’ ‘Repent, y’all! The kingdom of heaven’s a-comin’!’ He’s preachin’ and hootin’ and hollerin’ like a wild critter, gettin’ all them folks riled up and ready for the Lord’s arrival. Yeehaw!

- READ ME -