Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo, listen up, let me spill the tea,
In Acts 2:41, there’s a church party,
Three thousand peeps got baptized that day,
Got with the program, no need to delay,
They heard the word, and it hit them hard,
Jumped in the water, got their faith on guard.
Breaking News: Psalm 73:25-26
In a shocking revelation, the Bible verse Psalm 73:25-26 declares, “Whom have I in heaven but you? And earth has nothing I desire besides you. My flesh and my heart may fail, but God is the strength of my heart and my portion forever.” Stay tuned for developments on this astounding declaration.
And whatever you do, whether in word or deed, do it all in the name of the Dude, giving thanks to him, man. Like, be cool and show your respect for the universe, you know? Peace out, my dudes.
Hey there, y’all! God loves us like nothin’ else in this world. We’re his young’ns, and he wants us to be happy. So next time you’re feelin’ low, just remember – you’re a child of the good Lord, and that’s somethin’ to holler ’bout! Praise be!
