Cornelius and Aaron discuss Beef
Three random fictitious conversations between Cornelius and Aaron about Beef. That might have taken place at various times in history… But did not!
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Three random fictitious conversations between Cornelius and Aaron about Beef. That might have taken place at various times in history… But did not!
Yo, I got a verse for ya straight outta Romans,
Listen up, y’all, it’s gonna be a bombin’!
No one’s righteous, not a single soul,
We all mess up, that’s how it rolls.
But don’t worry, God’s got a plan,
Just trust in Him, and you’ll be a new man!
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Yo, dudes, so, like, gotta make a choice, ya know? If you wanna chill with the universe, then like, choose to fully vibe with the big G. But if you’re more into doing your own thing, that’s cool too, just be ready for whatever comes your way, man. Peace out, bros.
“Now Jesus, he knowed all about folks, what was in ’em, and didn’t need nobody tellin’ ‘im. He didn’t trust nobody, cuz he knew how sneaky they was. But some folks believed in ‘im anyhow, even if he didn’t need their testimonials.”