February 24, 2024

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Verse of the Day Rap of John 10:28!

Yo, listen up, I’m spitting truth
John 10:28 got the proof
No one can snatch you from my hand
I’m the man with the master plan
Eternal life, no need to fear
No one can steal you, I’ll keep you near
So just chill and trust in me
You’re safe and sound for eternity!

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Breaking News ### Jeremiah 29:11-13 ###

“Good news! Jeremiah 29:11-13 promises a future of hope and prosperity. The Lord declares, ‘For I know the plans I have for you, plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future. You will seek me and find me when you seek me with all your heart.’ Stay tuned for more updates.”

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Chillax Verse of the Day Romans 12:17!

“Don’t be a buzzkill, dude. Keep the peace and don’t start drama. Try to be cool with everyone, and don’t be a jerk. Just do your thing and be chill, man. Don’t let anyone bring you down. That’s the way to be, ya know?”

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Genesis 2:24!

“That there verse in Genesis 2:24 says, ‘A man shall leave his kinfolk and unite with his woman, and they’ll become as one.’ So, ya see, God’s tellin’ us to stick with our gals and be one with ’em. That’s some good ol’ hillbilly advice right there, y’all!”

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