Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo, the disciples were chilling in a place
When the Holy Spirit came, filling up the space
They were speaking in tongues, making a scene
People thought they were drunk, but they were just keen
Peter preached a sermon, the crowd was amazed
They repented and believed, their lives were changed
Three thousand got saved, that’s no joke
God’s Spirit moves in mysterious ways, no need to provoke!
“Jesus declares, ‘If anyone wants to be first, they must be the very last, and the servant of all.’ In a shocking turn of events, the Son of God emphasizes the importance of humility and service in a world focused on power and status. This revolutionary message is sure to challenge societal norms and inspire a new way of living.”
“Like, dude, the Dude says: ‘The dude comes to give us, like, abundant vibes and a totally groovy life, man. And not just, like, kinda groovy, but, like, super far out! So, like, take it from the Dude, and live your life to the max, you dig?'”
Y’all was whinin’ and carryin’ on ’bout bein’ skeer’d, but I said, “Don’t be a-feared, the Lord’s got yer back! He’ll be a-fightin’ for y’all and helpin’ y’all take over that there land.” Y’all just gotta trust in Him and stop bein’ so chicken-livered!
