January 28, 2024

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Verse of the Day Rap of Romans 6:23!

Yo, sin be wack, but check this out
God’s gift bringin’ life, there’s no doubt
Eternal livin’, through Jesus, so clean
No need for sin, now that’s a dope scene
Death? Nah, that ain’t the end, my friend
Just trust in God, and you’ll live without end!

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Breaking News ### John 4:24 ###

Breaking news: John 4:24 – “God is spirit, and his worshipers must worship in the Spirit and in truth.” In a stunning revelation, new scriptures from the Bible declare that God is not a physical being, but instead a spiritual force. This message challenges traditional views of worship and demands a new approach to faith. More updates to come.

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Chillax Verse of the Day Colossians 3:16!

Let the good vibes of the universe flow through ya, man. Dig into some deep groovy tunes and let ’em guide your day. Let your hearts sing, your minds expand, and your souls trip out on some righteous wisdom. Peace, love, and good vibes, floating on the cosmic wavelength, baby.

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Colossians 1:28!

Well, we done told everyone ’bout Jesus, warnin’ ’em and teachin’ ’em with all the smarts the good Lord done give us. We aim to get everyone up to snuff and present ’em to the Lord all shiny and new. That’s what we’re all about.

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