Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo, if you don’t believe, you’re in trouble,
Gotta get baptized on the double.
Or you’ll be condemned, no doubt,
Don’t wanna take that heavenly route.
But listen up, I got good news,
Believe in the gospel, you can’t lose.
So put your faith in Jesus, no tricks,
And you’ll be saved, just like that, quick!
God’s salvation is for everyone, but some just won’t get it. *eye roll* #NotMyProblem #SpreadTheGoodWord
“Breaking News: In a statement from the book of James 1:5, it is reported that those who lack wisdom should ask for it from God, who gives generously to all without finding fault. This groundbreaking revelation could revolutionize decision-making for millions worldwide.”
Hey, dudes, check it out. So, like, put on some compassion and kindness, ya know? And, like, rock that humility and gentleness. Don’t forget to throw on some patience, too. And, like, above all, throw on that killer love, man. It’s what ties the whole outfit together, ya dig?
Well now, reckon y’all done been born again, not from some perishable seed, but by the everlasting word of God. That there word is powerful, like a mighty mountain stream, and it’ll last forever. So hold on tight to it, ya hear?
