January 22, 2024

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Verse of the Day Rap of Acts 2:38!

Yo you know what’s up, listen to me straight
Repent, get baptized, that’s the gate
In the name of Jesus, receive forgiveness
And you’ll get the Holy Spirit, that’s the business
So come on now, don’t hesitate
Just follow these steps and it’ll be great

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Breaking News ### Matthew 7:7-8 ###

“Breaking news: In a shocking revelation, Matthew 7:7-8 states, ‘Ask, and it will be given to you; seek, and you will find; knock, and it will be opened to you. For everyone who asks receives, and the one who seeks finds, and to the one who knocks it will be opened.’ Stay tuned for more updates.”

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Chillax Verse of the Day Psalm 13:5-6!

Dude, like, I trust in your kindness, man
My heart is like chill, knowing you got my back
I’m gonna sing ’cause you’ve been good to me, guy
I’m feeling pretty good, my soul is all good, bro
I’m just gonna kick back and thank the big guy upstairs, you know?

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Colossians 1:22!

Hey y’all, the good book says in Colossians 1:22 that even us redneck folks can be alright in the eyes of the Good Lord. He’s cool with us, no matter how many mistakes we done made. So don’t you worry none, ’cause the Big Guy upstairs loves us all, y’hear?

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