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Yo, Paul and Silas in the slammer,
Jail’s just a minor clamor.
Earthquake hits, chains break free,
Jailer’s freaking out, thinkin’, “woe is me!”
Paul says, “Don’t harm yourself, we’re all here!”
Jailer, stoked, hears the message clear.
Right then and there, he and his fam
Got baptized, new life, bam!
No one can come to me unless drawn by my dad. #DivineAttraction #DrawMeLikeOneOfYourFrenchGirls
David, you are most like Joseph from the Bible.
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jason, you are most like King Saul from the Bible.
jason, you are most like Joseph from the Bible.
Yo, I’m just vibin’ with the most high, spreadin’ love for real, tellin’ everyone about your wondrous deeds. When I think about all the dope stuff you’ve done, I can’t help but be stoked. Straight up, your awesomeness blows my mind, and I can’t help but give props to the most high. Word.
Lord, give us the smarts to understand yer will. Open our eyes so we can see the cool stuff you got goin’ on. Help us know the power we got through you, so we can use it to do good. This power is the same as when you raised Jesus from the dead, yeehaw!
