January 17, 2024

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Verse of the Day Rap of John 14:6!

Yo, listen up, I’ll tell ya straight and clear
I am the truth, the way, the only one you need to hear
No one gets to God except through me
So quit trying to find another way, can’t you see?
I got the key, so follow me, don’t be a dumb lamb
I’m the man, the plan, so just trust in who I am.

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Breaking News ### Philippians 2:14-16 ###

Breaking news: Philippians 2:14-16 urges believers to do everything without grumbling or arguing, shining like stars in a warped and crooked generation. This message aims to hold out the word of life in a dark world, bringing hope and light to those in need. Stay tuned for more on this uplifting biblical passage. #GoodNews #HopeInDarkTimes

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Chillax Verse of the Day Matthew 5:3!

“Like, check it, dudes. The Big Man upstairs is like, ‘Blessed are those who are totally humble and realize they need some serious help, man. Those guys are gonna be straight chillin’ with me in heaven, no doubt.’ Right on, bros.”

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Isaiah 1:17!

“Y’all need to start doin’ right by others, helpin’ them in need, standin’ up for what’s fair and just. Quit all that wickedness and start lookin’ out for the less fortunate. If y’all start doin’ right, maybe the Good Lord will forgive y’all for all the mess y’all been makin’.”

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