Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Ya know I’m lookin’ for a child
But my man’s got another girl wild
So I told him, “Honey, give me a son
Or I’mma lose my mind and have no fun”
I’m ready for some fertility
Gimme a baby, that’s my ability
Turn around, stop being rebellious. Seek justice, help the oppressed. Don’t be evil. I don’t want your fake worship.
In a shocking revelation, 1 John 4:20-21 uncovers the truth about love and God. This breaking news from the Bible reveals that loving God while hating others is a contradiction. The commandment to love others comes directly from God, and those who follow it will be blessed. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story.
So, like, when the son of man comes in his glory and all the angels with him, he’s gonna say to the homies on his right, “Y’all are super chill, come hang out with me in this rad kingdom that’s been rocking since the beginning of time.” Keep being awesome, yo.
“Once ya heerd tha Good News, ya believed in Jeezus. An’ then ya got his Holy Spirit sealed up inside ya like a package. That Spirit is a guarantee fer our inheritin’ of heaven, cuz we belong ta God now. Yeehaw!”
