Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo, listen up, I gotta story to tell
About Israel and how they rebel
They cheated on me, left me behind
Oh man, they really crossed the line
But I still want them back, gotta forgive
Even though they actin’ so negative
So come on home, let’s make amends
I’ll love you no matter how it ends
“Don’t dump your spouse for someone else, unless you want to commit adultery. Just sayin’.” #MarriageAdvice #NoCheating
“Breaking News: 2 Corinthians 5:19-20 – God reconciling the world to himself through Christ and giving us the ministry of reconciliation. Urging all to be reconciled to God. This just in from the Bible, a powerful message of hope and unity for all. Stay tuned for more updates on this inspiring story.”
So, like, the disciples couldn’t heal this dude, and Jesus was all, “Why couldn’t you do it, bros?” They were like, “Yeah, why not?” And Jesus was all, “You gotta up your faith game, man. If you have even a little faith, you can do some crazy stuff. Peace out.”
“We done been rescued from the dark side and plopped into the kingdom of Jesus, thanks to his blood. He done paid our ransom, so we ain’t gotta worry ’bout sin no more. Praise the Lord, y’all! Ain’t that somethin’?”
