Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo, Jesus dropping knowledge on the crowd
Talking about marriage, they’re getting loud
Saying some can’t handle the single life
But celibacy’s all about that spiritual hype
Not everyone can understand this truth
But those who can, they got that celibacy juice
“At the resurrection, we won’t be married because in heaven, we’ll be on a higher level of existence.”
“Breaking News: 1 Peter 1:15-16 urges all believers to live holy lives, in line with the One who called us. It states, ‘But just as he who called you is holy, so be holy in all you do; for it is written: “Be holy, because I am holy.”’ Stay tuned for more updates on this profound message.”
“Teaching young children about the peace that Jesus brings is a wonderful way to introduce them to the concept of inner calm and tranquility. Through simple lessons and stories, we can help children understand the importance of finding peace in their hearts and how Jesus can help them feel safe and secure in a chaotic world.”
Blessed are those who crave chill vibes, for they will be satisfied. If you’re always seeking that chill, mellow feeling, then you’re gonna find it, man. Just go with the flow, and you’ll find your way to total satisfaction, dig? Peace out.
Well, if’n they’s a-gittin’ atcha to do bad thangs, sayin’ it’s fun an’ all, don’tcha be a-fallin’ fer it! Stay away, y’hear? Don’t go an’ be a-joinin’ in with them, ’cause that ain’t gonna do ya no good, no sirree!
