January 5, 2024

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Verse of the Day Rap of Jude 1:7!

Sodom and Gomorrah, they got quite a rep
For their sinning ways, they really took a step
Burning with passion, going after strange flesh
It’s no wonder God had to unleash his wrath
Now they’re an example of what not to do
So listen up, kids, and take note or two!

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Breaking News ### Isaiah 1:16-17 ###

“Breaking News: Isaiah 1:16-17 calls for justice and mercy. The prophet urges the people to wash themselves and make themselves clean, to cease their evil deeds and seek justice. They are instructed to help the oppressed, defend the orphan, and plead for the widow. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story.”

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Chillax Verse of the Day Matthew 5:5!

“Like, blessed are the mellow dudes, for they shall inherit the gnarly waves, man. It’s all about keeping it chill and righteous, spreading good vibes and positive energy, ya know? The universe digs humility and peace, so keep your vibes mellow, and you’ll be groovin’ with the big Kahuna in no time, dude.”

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day 2 Peter 1:5-7!

“Now listen up y’all, add to yer faith some goodness, then knowledge, some self-control, and a heapin’ helpin’ of perseverance. Don’t ferget to throw in some brotherly affection and love. Ain’t no harm in showin’ a little love, now is there?”

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