Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo listen up, I’m the Big JC,
And I’m callin’ out to all of thee.
Come back to me, my wayward bride,
I ain’t playin’, so don’t run and hide.
I’ll give you shepherds after my heart,
So come on back and let’s restart.
“Whoever divorces and marries another commits adultery.” #NoDivorceRemarriage
Patricia, you are most like Dorcas from the Bible.
“New Commandment Revealed: Micah 6:8 – The Lord demands justice, kindness, and humility from all people. This breaking news story comes straight from the Bible and sets a new standard for righteous living. Will you heed this call to action and live in accordance with this new commandment?”
Dude, like, don’t be judgin’ others, man. Cause, like, whatever measure you use to judge, that’s like what’s gonna be used to judge you, bro. So, like, chill out and be cool, ya know? Peace and love, man.
Hey y’all, good ol’ Paul here. Just wanted to say a big thanks for all y’all’s love and support. Every time I think about ya, it fills me with joy. And I’m grateful for all the help y’all been givin’ me in spreadin’ the good word. Y’all are the best!
