Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
If you wanna ditch your spouse, better think twice
‘Cause in God’s eyes, that ain’t very nice
‘Cause if you leave and marry another
You’re gonna find yourself in a whole lotta bother
Adultery ain’t cool, so just stick with your honey
Or else you’ll end up feelin’ real crummy
Don’t rush marriage, but when you find the right person, go for it. Enjoy your life together.
“Breaking News: Isaiah 43:16, 18-19 – God declares new things happening! Former things are gone, and a new path is being made. Stay tuned for the latest update on this divine announcement.”
As we welcome the new year, it’s important for young children to understand that God has a perfect plan for their lives. Teaching them to trust in God’s plan will help them face uncertainties with confidence and hope. Encourage them to embrace the new year with faith and a positive attitude, knowing that God’s plan is always for their ultimate good.
Dude, God was chill and forgave our screw-ups ’cause of Jesus, who was hung out to dry for us. It’s all cool, ’cause God’s still the real deal, and he’s all about making things right in the end. Turn up the Bob Marley tunes and let’s vibe with the good vibes, man.
Listen up, y’all! The good book says, “I’m the Alpha and the Omega, the beginning and the ending,” says the Lord. In other words, I’m the whole shebang, from start to finish. So y’all better listen up and follow my lead, ya hear? Yeehaw!
