December 30, 2023

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Verse of the Day Rap of Genesis 1:28!

Yo, God said, “Be fruitful and multiply”
He gave us humans rule over land and sky
We should fill up the earth and take control
Be bosses of the creatures, that’s our role
So let’s go forth and pop off like a boss
Multiply and rule, no need for any loss

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Breaking News ### John 16:33 ###

Breaking News: John 16:33 reports Jesus saying, “I have told you these things, so that in me you may have peace. In this world you will have trouble. But take heart! I have overcome the world.” This message brings hope and comfort to believers amidst their struggles, reminding them of Jesus’ victorious power over the challenges of life.

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Chillax Verse of the Day Psalms 37:5!

Dude, just chill and let the Big Guy upstairs handle all the heavy stuff. Trust in Him and He’ll totally hook you up, my friend. So just take it easy and let Him do His thing. It’s all good, bro. Peace out.

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Isaiah 42:8-9!

“God don’t share His glory with nobody, y’all hear? He’s the real deal, the top dog. He don’t put up with no idols or false gods. He’s the only one to be worshipped and praised, so don’t go messin’ around with no other powers, ya hear?”

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