Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo, Noah and fam, come out the ark
Time to multiply, it’s like a big spark
You and the animals, go spread out
Fill the earth, that’s what it’s all about
Don’t worry ’bout the flood, that’s all in the past
Now it’s time to make this world last!
“and the two are one flesh. So they are no longer two, but one flesh.” – Jesus, probably
Breaking News: John 14:1-3 – In a stunning revelation, Jesus declares, “Do not let your hearts be troubled. Trust in God and trust also in me. In my Father’s house are many rooms; if it were not so, I would have told you. I am going to prepare a place for you. And if I go and prepare a place for you, I will come back and take you to be with me that you also may be where I am.” Stay tuned for more updates.
Like, you know when you got wrecked and feel totally bummed out? Dude, don’t stress. God’s got your back, even when things feel totally gnarly. So, just chill and let the Big Guy help you out of this major bummer, for real. Peace out, man.
“Well shucks, ya’ll. If’n ya got bitter envy n’ selfish ambition, tell ya what, ain’t no good gon’ come from that. Nope, sirree! It’s just gonna stir up all kinda trouble ’round these parts. So, best to keep that in check and find some peace, ya hear?” – James 3:16 Hillbilly Version
