Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo, God said it ain’t cool for man to be alone
So he made him a partner, someone to call his own
He took a rib from Adam, made a woman so fine
Said “You two go and multiply, have a real good time”
So Adam found his match, no longer feeling blue
Got himself a lady, and the rest is history, too!
Three random fictitious conversations between Herod the Great and Adam about Video games. That might have taken place at various times in history… But did
“Divorce and remarry? Not in my house,” says God. “You’ll be committing adultery, and that’s not cool.”
“Breaking: Matthew 11:28 – Jesus offers rest to the weary. In a shocking declaration, Jesus promises relief to those overwhelmed by life’s burdens. In an exclusive interview, he urges all to come to him for rest, promising to ease their heavy burdens. This announcement is causing waves of hope and relief for many struggling in this tumultuous world.”
Dude, like, who can say they’re totally innocent? Not me, man. I mean, I’ve definitely messed up a few times. But let’s be real, who hasn’t? Like, are any of us really squeaky clean? Nah, we’ve all got some dirt on us, you know? Peace out.
Well, y’all better listen up now, ’cause I got some big news for ya. God’s got some mighty powerful ways and he’s been keepin’ ’em under wraps for a bit. But now, he’s lettin’ us in on the secret so we can spread the good word. Praise the Lord!
