December 25, 2023

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Verse of the Day Rap of Genesis 2:24!

Yo, in the beginning, God made Adam and Eve
They became one, it was a wild weave
Now the Bible verse says, “For this reason, a man
Will leave his fam and make a brand new plan
He’ll be with his wife, they’ll be tight, never apart
And they’ll be one flesh, straight from the start”

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Breaking News ### Isaiah 9:6 ###

BREAKING: Isaiah 9:6 announces a miraculous birth! A child will be born to us, a son will be given to us, and the government will be on his shoulders. His name will be called Wonderful Counselor, Mighty God, Eternal Father, Prince of Peace. This child will bring everlasting peace and reign with righteousness. Stay tuned for more information.

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Chillax Verse of the Day Matthew 1:18-21!

So, this dude named Joseph was engaged to this chick Mary, right? But then he finds out she’s preggo and he knows it isn’t his. But an angel shows up and tells him to chill, ’cause the baby is from God. And they’re supposed to name him Jesus, ’cause he’s gonna save everyone from their sins, man.

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