Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Ladies, listen up, I got a verse to spit
About wives and how they should submit
To their own husbands, be a true queen
Show some love, and keep your heart clean
Your beauty ain’t just about your clothes and hair
It’s all about being gentle and showing you care!
BREAKING: Bethlehem – Shepherds report angelic visitation and the birth of the Messiah. Luke 2:16-20 details the awe-struck shepherds spreading the news of the miraculous event. Witness accounts confirm the baby’s identity as the Savior promised in ancient texts. Residents amazed by the shepherds’ testimony. Stay tuned for further updates on this groundbreaking story.
“Like, dude, my peeps, like, listen up, ya know? My sheep listen to my voice, and I know them, and they follow me, ya know? I give them eternal life, and they shall never perish; no one can snatch them outta my hand, ya dig?”
“Ya know, God dun luvz us so much he sent his only boy down here so we could have eternul life. Now, if’n y’all just believe in him, y’all won’t be headed fer no dernation, but livin’ it up in heaven with him fer-ev-er. Amen, y’all!”
