Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo, listen up, all you young cats,
Gotta learn from the elders, that’s a fact.
Don’t be acting all proud and flashy,
Takes humility to make your life classy.
So, chill out and show some respect,
Let the wise ones drop knowledge and intellect.
Mennonite view on sacraments – Mennonites generally do not place as much emphasis on sacraments as some other Christian denominations. They believe that the most
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So this chick at the well was all, “Hey, you’re a Jew and I’m a Samaritan, what’s the dealio with you talking to me?” And Jesus was like, “Chill out, girl. If you knew who I was, you’d be asking me for some rad living water.” Classic Jesus, always dropping truth bombs.
In the beginnin’, there was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. Y’all reckon? This here Word ain’t no ordinary word, it’s the big man upstairs himself. So, y’all best believe in him, ya hear? He’s the real deal, I tell ya.
