December 21, 2023

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Verse of the Day Rap of Matthew 5:27-28!

Yo, listen up, gotta tell ya something groovy
Don’t be eyein’ up someone else’s cutie
Even if you think it’s just in your mind
Lustin’ after them, that’s just unkind
Control your thoughts and keep it clean
Don’t be lookin’ at folks like a love-struck teen

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Breaking News ### Luke 2:6-7 ###

Breaking News: Bethlehem reports major influx of visitors. A young couple, Joseph and Mary, have arrived in town to give birth. With no available rooms, they find shelter in a stable, welcoming their newborn son in humble surroundings. The baby, named Jesus, is swaddled and placed in a manger. Details to follow. (Luke 2:6-7)

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Chillax Verse of the Day John 1:14!

And the Word became a dude and chilled with us, straight-up full of coolness and truth. And we saw his awesomeness, like the totally unique and amazing son of the big guy upstairs, just kickin’ it among us regular folks, spreading nothing but good vibes and good times, man.

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Romans 15:12!

Well, ya’ll know what it says in Romans 15:12, “And again, Isaiah says, ‘The root of Jesse will spring up, one who will arise to rule over the nations; in Him the Gentiles will hope.'” So y’all best be puttin’ your hope in the good Lord!

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