Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
God is a spirit, you can’t see Him!
You can’t box Him in or put Him in a gym!
So let’s worship in the spirit and in truth,
Don’t try to play God, that’s just uncouth!
So when you’re feeling lost, don’t throw a fit,
Just remember God’s spirit is where it’s legit!
Saul saw the light, became Paul, and started preaching. He healed a paralyzed man, and raised a dead woman.
Breaking News: Luke 2:1, 4-5
In a stunning turn of events, a decree from Caesar Augustus has sent Joseph and Mary on a journey to Bethlehem. Accompanied by Mary, who is with child, the couple is among many traveling to their ancestral home. This mass migration is causing chaos as the city struggles to accommodate the influx of people.
Yo dude, listen up. This is a righteous saying, straight from the holy book: “Yo, I’m the worst sinner there is,” but that didn’t stop the Big Man from showing me mad love. He hooked me up, showing everyone how dope his patience is. Peace out, my brothers and sisters.
“Now y’all listen up, in the good book Matthew 2:6 it says, ‘And thou Bethlehem, in the land of Judah, art not the least among the princes of Judah: for out of thee shall come a Governor, that shall rule my people Israel.'”
