Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Ladies, listen up, it’s time for some truth,
Submit to your man, don’t be uncouth.
Wives, obey your husbands, don’t put up a fight,
Or you might just keep him up all night.
Just kidding, but seriously, show some love,
And let your man lead, with the Good Man above!
Older women teach younger women, love husbands and children, be self-controlled, pure, busy at home, kind, and respectful.
Breaking News: Zechariah, father of John the Baptist, speaks out after being mute for months! “Praise be to the Lord, the God of Israel, for he has come to his people and redeemed them. He has raised up a horn of salvation for us, fulfilling the promise made to our ancestors.” – Luke 1:68-70
Dude, like, this ancient bro Matthew said that, like, everything that went down with this guy Jesus was hardcore planned out by the big man upstairs. He was like, woah, check it out, that’s the prophecy coming true right in front of our eyes, man. That’s some heavy stuff, dude.
Howdy y’all, Paul here. Just droppin’ in to say howdy and remind y’all about God’s grace and peace. Yessir, Jesus died for our sins so we could be saved from this crazy world. Amen to that, y’all! Bible says it all, yessiree!
