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God put man in the garden, said “Take care of it”
Adam thought, “Sure thing, I’ll be legit”
Tending the plants, watching them grow
But Eve said, “Hey, let’s eat from that tree, yo”
Next thing you know, they were banned from the garden
Lesson learned: don’t mess with God’s pardon!
Human life is sacred; don’t mess with it. You mess with humans, you mess with God.
Good evening, this is breaking news from Bethlehem. An angelic message has just been delivered to Joseph, the fiancé of Mary. The message revealed that Mary’s baby is from the Holy Spirit and is the long-awaited Messiah, who will save his people from their sins. This is an unprecedented development in the town’s history. Stay tuned for more updates.
So there’s this angel, Gabriel, and he comes to this girl, Mary, and tells her she’s gonna have a baby, even though she ain’t done the deed yet. Mary’s all like, “Whoa, how’s that gonna happen?” And Gabriel’s like, “Don’t sweat it, it’s gonna be a miracle.” Mary’s just like, “Cool, I’m down with it.”
“The water’s up to my neck and I’m sinkin’ fast, ain’t nothin’ solid to stand on. I’m hollerin’ for help, but it feels like my voice is lost in the shuffle. Lord, you know I’m a mess, so don’t let me drown in this mess!”
