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Yo, God be lookin’ for someone to stand in the gap,
But all he found was folks takin’ a nap.
He searched for a man to make a change,
But nobody stepped up, they all actin’ strange.
So he had to bring down the hammer, lay down the law,
Guess they forgot, God don’t play at all.
BREAKING: Angel Gabriel visits young woman, Mary, in Nazareth. Luke 1:26-28 reports Gabriel’s message that Mary has found favor with God and will bear a son named Jesus. The angel assures Mary not to fear and that she has been chosen to play a crucial role in God’s plan. Stay tuned for further updates. #BlessedBreakingNews
So, like, the big man upstairs told Mary she was gonna have a gnarly baby and name him Jesus. He’s gonna be the raddest dude, ruling over the world forever. No joke, he’s gonna be a totally chill dude and his kingdom will have no end. Bummer man, that’s some heavy prophecy.
Lord, I wanna give thanks to ya in front of everybody. I ain’t no chicken, I’ll praise ya with my banjo at the hoedown. Let’s have a hootenanny and tell everyone about all the great things you’ve done. Amen, y’all!
