The Superhero Iron Man Gives a Summary of Genesis
Well, as Iron Man, let me tell you about the book of Genesis. This is the first book of the Bible, and it’s all about
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Well, as Iron Man, let me tell you about the book of Genesis. This is the first book of the Bible, and it’s all about
Yo, listen up, I got a tale to tell
You see, it’s not just man, but woman as well
We need each other, can’t you see?
You can’t have one without the other, it’s just meant to be
So let’s show some love and respect
‘Cause we’re all in this together, that’s the real deal, direct!
When life is tough, just remember that your inner self is being renewed every single day.
Local authorities in Jerusalem confirm the visit of magi from the east, inquiring about the birth of a new king. King Herod and his advisers are troubled by the news. They point to a prophecy in the scriptures, identifying Bethlehem as the birthplace of the Messiah. The search for the child continues. (Matthew 2:4-6)
So, like, there were these chill shepherds, just hangin’ with their sheep and all of a sudden this super gnarly angel popped up and was like, “Yo, don’t freak out, I got some rad news. The Savior, bro, is born tonight in Bethlehem, and he’s gonna be a total game-changer for all mankind.”
“When you gather yer crops, leave a little fer the poor folks and the strangers, ain’t nobody wantin’ to go hungry. Don’t be a greedy varmint, share what the Good Lord done give ya. He’ll bless y’all fer it, y’hear?”