Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo, if you wanna lead the flock, you gotta rock
Be the opposite of a player, stay off the block
You gotta be chill, not quick to anger or lose your temper
Gotta keep it real, be the ultimate example
No shady business, keep your heart pure and clean
That’s how you roll as a leader, know what I mean?
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Chill out, dudes. We’re all good with the big guy upstairs. Through JC, we’ve got peace, and we’re tight with him. Plus, we’re stoked when things get tough, ’cause it builds character and gives us hope. And that hope isn’t just a letdown, ’cause it’s anchored in JC’s love, man. Peace out.
Lord, don’t hide yer face from me! I’m up to my neck in trouble, and I need yer help real bad. Come on down and rescue me, cuz I’m sinkin’ in the muck. Ain’t no time to dilly-dally, Lord. Git on over here and save me!
Three random fictitious conversations between Judas Iscariot and Jonathan about Love. That might have taken place at various times in history… But did not!
Three random fictitious conversations between Judas Iscariot and Job about Why life sucks. That might have taken place at various times in history… But did
