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Yo keep it real, guard your heart tight,
Don’t let nothin’ in that’ll start a fight,
Cuz from it flow the issues of life,
So keep it pure, don’t let no strife,
Protect your heart, it’s your treasure chest,
Keep it clean, avoid the mess.
Can’t handle my level of commitment? It’s okay, not everyone can. Embrace it, no shame in the celibacy game.
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Yo, check it – God straight up loved the world so much that he gave his only son, cuz he didn’t wanna see nobody go down. So if you believe in him, you gonna have eternal life, my dudes. It’s like the best gift ever, for real! Peace out.
Y’all cain’t be hitchin’ yer wagon to no unbelievin’ folk. It’s like tryin’ to mix water and moonshine – just don’t work, y’hear? Light cain’t be havin’ no truck with darkness. So, pick yer partners right, and steer clear of them unbelievin’ varmints. Amen!
