Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo, fellas, listen up, I’ll give you a tip,
Love your lady, don’t give her any lip,
Respect her, treat her like a queen,
‘Cause that’s the way to keep your marriage clean.
And ladies, show your man some respect,
That’s the key to a relationship that’s always perfect!
“Parents, don’t provoke your kids. Teach and discipline them with love and wisdom.”
“BREAKING: In a shocking revelation, Jesus declares ‘I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die.’ This powerful statement comes from John 11:25, sparking intense debate and speculation among religious leaders and followers. Stay tuned for updates on this developing story.”
Dude, the fruits of the Spirit are, like, love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, and self-control. And, like, there’s, you know, no law against that stuff. So, like, let’s just be chill and spread those vibes, man. Peace out.
“Heck, them righteous folks, they ain’t scared of nothin’, they ain’t afeared of no bad news. They got hearts like a steel trap, steady as a hound dog on a coon hunt. Ain’t no worry gonna ruffle their feathers, they standin’ tall and firm like a mighty oak tree.”
