Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Let your words be fly, not wack,
Spitting wisdom, stay on track.
Seasoned with salt, no need to diss,
When you’re droppin’ knowledge, don’t miss.
Keep it smooth, no need to shout,
Spread love and truth, that’s what it’s about.
Treat younger men like brothers, older women like mothers, and younger women like sisters, with absolute purity.
From the Bible: The Messiah has arrived! Witnesses report numerous miracles and teachings that have stunned the crowds. Critics are skeptical, but followers claim to have been transformed by this extraordinary figure. Speculation is rampant about his true identity and the impact he will have on the world. Stay tuned for updates on this unprecedented event.
Bro, like, Jesus is the ultimate image of the invisible God, ya know? He’s like, the firstborn of all creation and totally above everything, man. He’s the reason all things exist and everything is totally chill because of him, dude. So, like, he’s the real deal, bro.
Well, ol’ Jesus said, “I’m the light in this here world! Anyone who follows me ain’t gotta stumble ’round in the dark no more. They’ll have the light of life to guide ’em.” Yessir, he’s like a flashlight in the deep, dark woods of life!
