Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo, listen up, all you younger folk
Respect your elders, that ain’t no joke
Stay humble, don’t be acting proud
God’s grace is where it’s at, so be wowed
Throw your worries on Him, don’t be stressed
He’ll lift you up, leave you feeling blessed
Stay strong, cause the devil prowls
But God’s got your back, so take a bow
Watch out for those twisting scripture, it’s like they’re playing a dangerous game of theological Jenga.
Breaking News: John 10:7, 9-10 – “I am the gate; whoever enters through me will be saved… I am the gate; whoever enters through me will be saved… I am the gate; whoever enters through me will be saved… I am the gate; whoever enters through me will be saved… I am the gate; whoever enters through me will be saved…” More details to follow.
Dude, like, everything in the universe, seen and unseen, was totally made by this chill dude named Jesus. He’s the ultimate cosmic architect, ya know? And like, everything totally exists because of him, man. He’s way rad, and like, holds everything together. It’s trippy, but it’s all good, bro.
“Ya’ll better not be no forn’caters or impure, lookin’ at ya’ll. Ain’t no place for that in God’s country. Be holy-like and show some dang dignity. No dirty talk neither, be straight as a preacher’s collar, Amen.”
