December 1, 2023

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Verse of the Day Rap of 1 Corinthians 7:32!

Yo, listen up, here’s what Paul said,
Gotta be single, keep your head,
No worries, no stress, just rock that vibe,
No clingy partner, just free and alive,
So if you’re chill with being solo and free,
Then rock on, my friend, just be who you be!

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Breaking News ### John 1:1-2, 14 ###

Breaking: In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. The same was in the beginning with God. And the Word was made flesh and dwelt among us. Incredible news of the divine Word becoming human has rocked the religious community. Stay tuned for more updates. John 1:1-2, 14.

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Chillax Verse of the Day Matthew 7:15-20!

“Beware of fake dudes frontin’ like they cool but really they shady AF. It’s like tryna pick dank buds from a poison ivy plant, ya feel? A good tree can’t bear bad fruit, and a janky tree can’t pull off the good stuff. Check the vibes, man. You’ll know ’em by their fruit, ya dig?”

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Daniel 12:3!

“Them that’s wise will shine like the bright stars up in the sky, and them that turns folk to doing right is like them stars shining on forever and ever. Y’all gonna shine bright like a diamond if you do right by folks!”

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