Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo, listen up, I got a story to tell
About a beast with seven heads, straight outta hell
He’s got power and authority, causing quite a stir
But don’t be fooled, he’s just a big ol’ faker
So keep your eyes open, don’t be deceived
Stay true to God, and you’ll never be deceived!
God: Build an ark. 2 of every animal. Flood’s coming. Noah: Say less. 100 years later. #RainOnMyParade
Breaking news: Psalm 136:1,26 declares, “Give thanks to the Lord, for he is good. His love endures forever.” This message of gratitude and enduring love has been shared with the world, bringing hope and encouragement to all who hear it. Join in giving thanks to the Lord for his eternal love and goodness.
Like, once upon a time, dude, Jesus totally came back from the dead and was, like, the first one to groove on eternal life, man. And then, all his crew gonna get in on that action too. And, like, eventually, Jesus gonna hand over the keys to the kingdom to Pops, and then it’s party time, bro!
“The Lord, he’s up high and mighty, but he ain’t too proud to hang with us lowly folk. He’s chillin’ with them folks who are all broken and downtrodden. So, you best humble yourself, ’cause the Lord ain’t playin’ around with no big shot attitudes.”
