November 27, 2023

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Verse of the Day Rap of Romans 1:27!

Yo, in Rom 1:27 it’s clear to see
Men ditch women but it ain’t meant to be
They burn with lust, doin’ what’s obscene
Leavin’ natural desires, know what I mean?
Guys with guys, doin’ wrong
Reap what they sow, don’t last long
So listen up y’all, don’t go astray
Keep it natural, in love, every day!

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Breaking News ### Colossians 3:16 ###

“Breaking News: Colossians 3:16 advises believers to let the message of Christ dwell in them richly as they teach and admonish one another with all wisdom through psalms, hymns, and spiritual songs. This verse highlights the importance of spiritual growth and guidance within the Christian community. Stay tuned for more biblical updates.”

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Chillax Verse of the Day Corinthians 1:26-29!

So, like, check it, dudes. Remember when you were picked for the team and you were all, “Yeah, I’m kind of a big deal?” Well, not a lot of us were all that, but God picked us anyway. He’s all about flipping the script and using the unexpected to show off his game, ya know?

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Romans 15:4!

Well now, over yonder in Romans 15:4 it says, “The Good Book gives us hope and gives us learnin’ so we don’t give up.” It’s like a roadmap to gettin’ through life, y’all. We best be payin’ attention to what it’s tryin’ to teach us!

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