November 17, 2023

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Verse of the Day Rap of 1 Corinthians 6:9!

Listen up, y’all, don’t be misled
The sinful won’t inherit what’s ahead
No idolaters, no thieves, no cheaters
This verse is for all you deceivers
No drunkards, no revilers, no swindlers
If you’re sinning, just remember, God’s the big dude in charge, the ultimate ringer!

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Breaking News ### Psalm 119:105 ###

Breaking News: Psalm 119:105 from the Bible states “Your word is a lamp for my feet, a light on my path.” This verse reminds believers that God’s word provides guidance and direction in their lives. It emphasizes the importance of relying on scripture for spiritual guidance and strength. Stay tuned for more updates on this impactful verse.

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Chillax Verse of the Day Romans 12:20!

Dude, like, if your enemy is hungry, give ’em some food. If they’re thirsty, give ’em a drink. It’s like, pouring hot coals on their head, man. It’ll totally mess ’em up. So like, be cool to your enemies, and you’ll be all chill and stuff. Peace out, bro.

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day 2 Timothy 1:12!

“I reckon I know who I trust, and that’s the good Lord. He done saved me and called me to his service, and I ain’t no ways worried ‘bout it. He’s got me all set for whatever comes my way, and I reckon he’s mighty powerful enough to do it.”

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