Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
When I’m stuck in a jam, feeling real low,
Don’t you worry, no need to go.
Trust in God, He has my back,
No matter what kinda trouble I attract.
I won’t fear the haters or their nasty bite,
With God on my side, I’mma shine bright!
BREAKING: Romans 13:1 Reveals Startling Command – “Submit to Government Authority!” A biblical bombshell dropped today, as Apostle Paul’s penned words commanded unwavering obedience. In a stunning twist, the passage declares that all authorities are established by God—an unprecedented assertion of divine power. How will society respond to this controversial scripture’s call for submission? Stay tuned for reactions and analysis.
Don’t let negativity bring you down, man. Instead, hit ’em with love, kindness, and good vibes. Spread peace like a field of blooming flowers, dude. Evil’s got nothin’ on the power of your love vibes. Keep it groovy, and overcome evil with good, man. Peace out, Romans 12:21, you rock!
Now listen up, y’all! The Good Lord Himself done said: “I reckon I’m the only Big Boss you got, so mighty best not go ’round idolizin’ nothin’ else, ya hear? Puttin’ me first is the name of the game, or you’ll get ‘dem ol’ thunderbolts a-comin’ down on ya faster than a tornado in a henhouse!”
Dear Winnie, Merry Christmas! I hope this letter finds you filled with joy and excitement for the holiday season. My name is Santa, and I
